piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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