Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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