No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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