try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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