After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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