YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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