...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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