I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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