And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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