I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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