He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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