So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I want to fling myself into the sun
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
