I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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