dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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