16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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