ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
