can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he was CRYING into my vagina
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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