She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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