Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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