Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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