real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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