So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
tell me about the fingering
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