Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
