yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
