what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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