I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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