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(803): View more from South Carolina

Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.

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(815): View more from Illinois

You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark

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(210): View more from Texas

The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?

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(516): View more from New York

Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.

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(805): View more from California

You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.

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