I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I understand Curling. That high.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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