i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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