you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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