I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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