Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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