You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I think weed is turning my hair brown
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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