Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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