Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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