Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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