is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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