I could have mohawked her pubes.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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