So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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