Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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