Im at strip club and am horny
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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