we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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