so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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