Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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