And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I think i got beer on your cat.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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