i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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