I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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