nut hugger
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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