Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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