Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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