Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
birth control should be required to get into college
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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