it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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