it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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