Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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