ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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