there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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