Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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