is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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